Mom's Christmas Wish List
1. A pair of legs that don't ache after a day of chasing kids
( no purple ones please )
2. Arms that don't flap in the breeze, but strong enough to
carry a toddler.
3. A waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month
of my last pregnancy.
4. A talking daughter doll that says, " Yes Mommy" to boost my
parental confidence.
5. Three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the
use of power tools.
6. Declare ketchup a vegetable, to clear my conscience when
feeding it to my children.
7. A recording of Tibetan monks chanting " Don't eat in the
living room" and "Take your hands off your brother", because
my voice seems to be just out of my children's hearing range.
8. Playdough Travel Pack, the hottest stocking stuffer this
year for mothers of preschoolers. It comes in three fluorescent
colors and is guaranteed to crumble on any carpet making the
in-laws house seem just like mine.
If it's too late to find any of these products or services, I'll
settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the
same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room
temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.
If you don't mind, I could also use a few Christmas Miracles
to brighten the holiday season.
Well Santa, The buzzer on the dryer is ringing and my son saw
my feet under the laundry room door. Have a safe trip
and remember to leave your wet boots by the
chimney and come in and dry off by the fire so you don't
catch cold. Help yourself to cookies on the table but don't
eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.
Yours Always.....Mom.
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